Oddly Shaped Players

Here is a run down of my current top five oddly shaped players following on from my realisation that I am unhealthily obsessed with the shapes of players heads:
Angel Di Maria - 'The Slim Skull Baby Boy'

Valon Behrami - 'Power Head Long Jaw'

Nadir Belhadj - 'Tapered Top Rodent King'

Meszut Ozil - 'Bulgey OptiXXX'

Carlos Tevez - 'The Original'