Episode 4 - My Schlong Is Ginormous

It really is. Now have a listen, it's free which makes it more than a bargain when you consider we cover some pretty hot debates such as:
Do bigger feet make you a better footballer? (We ascertain they don't)
Is football truly transcendental?
How do the World Cup knockout stages compare to a polluted fish tank?
Why have Mark Lawrenson and Gary Lineker won my heart?
Do it.
http://soundcloud.com/richardsneekeshasatoyshop/c-users-john-music-recordings-ep4-my-schlong-is-ginormous

Episode 3 - "Juan Sebastian Veron is 34 These Days"

I for one think Patrick Dempsey deserved a goal for his heroic performance on Saturday.

It's here. Episode 3. It's big, it's clever and it covers the big issues from the weekend...
Robert Koren's wonder strike against Algeria and an asian side winning Tippy's heart. Oh and some coverage of the soccer giants USA humbling long ball minnows England. We may aswell just have shown you this video, it just about sums it up:
(You'll have to copy and paste the links because free websites are rarely reliable)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6RMSFzdxu8

Here's our inadequate effort at producing a summary as precise as D-Bex's. Get involved, like:
http://soundcloud.com/richardsneekeshasatoyshop/c-users-john-music-recordings-ep3-juan-sebastian-veron-is-34-these-days

Oddly Shaped Players

Here is a run down of my current top five oddly shaped players following on from my realisation that I am unhealthily obsessed with the shapes of players heads:
Angel Di Maria - 'The Slim Skull Baby Boy'

Valon Behrami - 'Power Head Long Jaw'

Nadir Belhadj - 'Tapered Top Rodent King'

Meszut Ozil - 'Bulgey OptiXXX'

Carlos Tevez - 'The Original'

RSHATS Podcast Ep. 2 - "Off To Slovenia with some Piriteze and Coca-Cola Zero"

This is such an intense blog post that it was TOTALLY NECESSARY to use upper case in the blog title.
http://soundcloud.com/richardsneekeshasatoyshop/richard-sneekes-has-a-toy-shop-episode-2-off-to-slovenia-with-some-piriteze-and-coca-cola-zero
Above is the link to episode 2 of the two amigos' barely decipherable ramblings. We cover such uncharted territory as a human's ability to befriend Eastern European felines and ponder why the North Koreans may be terminators in disguise and why are there white people in Brazil? Get involved.
Here are some visual aids you may want to check out while you let the football banter delight filter into your ear canals:

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/sports/photos/2010/02/28/robert-koren-rotator.jpg
(The picture of Robert Koren, possibly (God forbid) or possibly not seeing his wife getting hit by a train)

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01478/Italy_1478358c.jpg
(This is the picture of Vincenzo Iaquinta running to console Robert Koren during his ENTIRELY FICTIONAL AND UNWANTED grief)

This is the last ten minutes or so of "An Evening With Gary Lineker". Warning: It is seriously, I mean SERIOUSLY fucked up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZu6DyFosaM&playnext_from=TL&videos=SeR74Ls4ztE

Time slips. Apparently Tippy wasn't bullshitting, if Michael Aspel is sounding so serious about something I'm taking this kind of thing straight up seriously:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdWXMD4rOGQ&playnext_from=TL&videos=M3_6OenST38